TWINKLEBUM UK - PICTURES
I like drawing pictures. My favourite medium is biro and paper
from people's printers in their offices.
Here is a picture of a robot:
He looks friendly, some might say benign, but he wants to rip out your entrails.
That's why robots should have their faces smashed in, as in the cartoon
Michael and the Robots that appeared on Channel 4's Raw Britannia series.
In this hand-drawn animated cartoon, eighteenth century French cavaliers go to
war with an army of toy robots. Here is one of the cavaliers jousting with a robot:
Click here if you want to see an amusing skit about accountants as pets: HERE
I have drawn other things which you can see scattered around the website. Here is a picture of
a man spitting out the last vestiges of soul he has left:
If you like, you can pretend his name is Jason and that he used to work in PR.
You can pretend that this next picture is of a man called Douglas and that he used to work for
a window sales company:
If you like, further, you can imagine that he never received his Christmas bonus in 1999 and that he
never went home to his family but instead rented a room in a bedsit, where he has been living for the past seven years becoming more and more like a ghost.
You can imagine this if you would like to. Here is a picture of a 1980's TV presenter living in a bedsit:
Here is a picture of a kitchen in Temple Fortune:
You can't see but the owner of the kitchen is hiding behind a couch pretending to be a crocodile.
Their name is Craig.
Here is a picture of a cake which Craig may or may not have made:
He may or may not pretend to be a crocodile whilst eating it behind his couch.
Things like that may or may not happen in the world.
Who's to say.
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